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When I feel that energy

running through my veins,

and that sweet sensation

filling up my lungs...

it's no wonder to me

why I come back for more



We all have out little secrets, see...

Mine isn't so secret.

Everybody knows what happens,

when you take that one extra hit.

~ Ask yourself the following:



Sooner or later doesn't EVERYONE stop smoking?



How come it takes a lot of things to prove you are smart but only one thing to prove you are ignorant?



If someone asks you a stupid question, should you give them a stupid answer? And if you did... would they know the difference?



Have you noticed that the weaker our arguments are the stronger the words we have to use?



Why are the 'Save The Trees' signs made from wood?



You know those places that guarantee your eye glasses in about an hour? If you need glasses that bad, how can ya see the fuckin clock?



Why do TV stations send someone 'live' to the scene of something that happened yesterday?



Why do newspeople report power outages on TV?



If two wrongs don't make a right why not try three? And...

If two wrongs don't make a right why is it that two negatives make a positive?





Why does the early bird get the worm but good things come to those who wait?